NAIR

[bigfoot]

well i got stupid today and since im going to florida i wanted to lose the nickname of bigfoot i got it not because im 6'10" its because i look like chewbaca with my shirt off well it worked good on my back :) but.......the chest......well lets say i didnt follow the instructions and i got some on my nippies and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH god i think they left white phosphorus out of the ingredient label so im sitting here with 2 ice packs an ace bandage to hold em in place and a cold one in my still shaking hand IHAVE NEVER FELT PAIN THIS EXCRUSIATING IN MY WHOLE LIFE I think this beats getting hit by a car.......and yes i have been, its like 2 lazers burning holes into your chest...... so my friends please read the instructions........LESSON LEARNED hope somebody finds this as funny as i do it was added to my dumb list which is a lot longer then my smart list :)

[Ocean Singer]

chubaka... hehe hairy nipples

[bigfoot]

nope just around em :)

[DizziDezi2]

Nair stinks- considered waxing? I wouldnt wax around the nipples though- just shave it! :)

[Sugar Magnolia]

Oooo, you've been hit by a car? How awful. Now...about that Nair. Nasty, nasty stuff! Especially if you didn't do the skin sensititvity test. :oops: I swear, that stuff could burn a whole in sheet metal. Sorry about the pain, but...hehe, lesson learned eh?

[Doctor_Reef]

How Funny!!! Well, I guess I will stay away from that stuff!!! You got to tell us more about the car hitting you though.... Glad you made it through both ordeals!!! :thumbsup:

[cich1]

i've been hit by a car but have never naired my nipples, or anything else for that matter

[bigfoot]

sorry i dont remember it guys i remember till aout 30 min b4 and 30 min after but i didnt sustain many injuriesa couple cuts and scratches and a lot of bruises and some road rash dont play football in the street folks :)

[DizziDezi2]

Who was driving the car?!? Did they not see a really tall guy and other people playing in the street?

[bigfoot]

lets say that theorhetically i was in a park and had a few tipped back and i ran out into the street to catch an over thrown pass yea it was my bad it was one of the girls coming to meet up at our bbq and needless to say i scared the crap outta her :) i did pay her deductable though cause i smooshed her hood and cracked her window i admitted fault in her court hearing so she didnt get a ticket for my drunken stupidity :)